Interview with a Danda

See what I did there? Interview with a vampire, interview with a Danda... Here are a few basic facts about your favourite Danda before we get started.

1. He likes ice cream.
2. He drives a taxi.

Hello, Danda. How are you feeling on this fine Sunday morning?
Yeh. Alright.

Rumour has it that you recently watched The Sweeney starring Ray Winstone. Was it your opinion of this film?
Unprintable.

What is the silliest thing anyone has ever asked you in your taxi?
I was driving under the Picadilly underpass with some Americans in the back and one of them said to me, "Is this the tunnel where Princess Di was killed?"

Regale us with a story from yesterday's taxiing.
One of our local colourful characters, Jeannie, was spotted walking down the middle of the road waving her hands at cars to try and stop them. She was walking all shuffly because her knickers had fallen down around her ankles. I did not stop for her, unfortunately.

How do you feel about Laura's new project in which she aims to live more responsibly?
So far, the cooking's good.

What is your favourite book in the world?
Well, the books that I can read and re read and still enjoy almost as much as the first time I read them, are the Flashman books.

Would you say you have become "reliant" on tea, much as one would on drugs?
Yes.

What is your favourite thing Laura has cooked?
Oo, so many to choose from. Er. Thai chicken curry.

Why won't you let Laura have a chicken in the garden?
Cause I'm mean.

What is your opinion of Laura's blog and is it your favourite blog in the world?
Laura does a blog?!

How do you feel about breakfast?
Don't eat breakfast.

And now, the question that stumped Gordon Brown in the incident now known as BiscuitGate.... What is your favourite biscuit?
Chocolate digestives. No problem with that one.

...Cor, is that it, Laura? Not exactly Jeremy Paxman, are you? There was no really hard questions at all, was there?


And that, my friends is the end of this interview with Danda. I feel we can all learn something from the things we've read here.