Ten things I have learned

1. My tummy is never as big as I think it is (or rather, 'hope' as I look longingly at the last bit of cake).

2. Most people are a little bit bored by their jobs.

3. People like to shorten words (e.g. 'goss' or 'probs')

4. Taking a cold shower is horrible.

5. Steaming milk to make a cappuccino is a fine art.

6. Most people thrive off the drama in their lives that they moan about.

7. Walking makes you feel better.

8. Sometimes, discussing all your problems is the worst thing you can do.

9. Making your own chicken stock is more trouble than it's worth.

10. If you can't walk in them, don't wear them.


O! And one more...

11. Denying the existence of the muffin top doesn't mean it's not there.