Downton Crabby
In which all the grumpiest characters get together and moan about the English weather and the state of the country and how it's 'going to the dogs.'
Downton Flabby
In which everyone admits that they have let themselves go a bit and they pair up to compete in a kind of Biggest Loser competition, with Cousin Violet being the Davina McCall type presenter. Mr Bates and Anna would be the personal trainers. My money would be on Mrs Pattmore to win.
Downton Snobby
In which Mary critiques members of the plebian masses and explains why she doesn't like them. Kind of like a What Not To Wear type programme.
Downton Tabby
In which all the characters are played by cats instead of humans.
Downton Shabby
In which a swarm of moths attack the wardrobes at Downton Abbey and lay their eggs inside the fancy dresses. Cousin Violet has to patch up her dresses with old curtains to avoid showing her bum cheek at dinner.
Downton Cabby
In which they fall on hard times so pool together to buy a second hand taxi and each do shifts waiting on the rank down at the train station.
Downton Abe
In which everyone decides to convert to Judaism as they've heard the food is great and they're ravenous after their stint on Downton Flabby.
Downton Jabby
In which they all go down to the hospital to get their flu jabs done.
Downton Nappy
In which all the characters are played by babies who talk gibberish, snatch the toys from each and cry for their mums. Biting is their main form of communication.
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