Things it's ok to do as a child

Stop a party of six whilst out walking so that you can wish on a star.

Fart and blame it on the TV.

Have long conversations with your reflection in the mirror.

Have plain spaghetti and green 'olibs' (olives) for dinner.

Say things like, "I'm going to marry Adam. When I'm 13."

Have people accompany you to the toilet, just to chat to them about Barbie.

Declare loudly, "I don't like hippos!" at the dinner table with absolutely no prerequisite.

Reply to the sentence, "I'm scared of monsters," with the advice, "You should eat your carrots then."

Jump in all puddles, even ones which are tiny, five hundred times before moving on, even when everyone's in a rush.

Dig around in your nostril for a massive snot then wipe it on the nearest person forehead (Danda's).

Tell everyone in the room whether it is a wee or a poo that you are going to the bathroom for.

Drink your entire body weight in apple juice.

Laugh hysterically for ten whole minutes at someone pulling tongues at you.

Rub novelty Gruffalo shampoo all over everyone's faces and necks and tell them it is make up.

Paint a grown man's fingernails (Danda's) with silver glittery nail varnish then insist he go out to McDonald's with it still on.

Talk for twenty minutes about the best way to defeat dragons.

Eat a whole apple before holding up the core and saying, "I don't like it."

Put animal stickers all over your face in public and sit on a windowsill looking around and waving at strangers.